Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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