I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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