Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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