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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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