you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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