she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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