For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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