i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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