she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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