dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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