Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
