kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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