who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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