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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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