saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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