hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
its liver damage thursday
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