thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
