Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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