My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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