It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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