White coat. Heels.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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