would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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