You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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