Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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