Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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