Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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