I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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