it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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