Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think people are normalizing furries
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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