had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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