sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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