After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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