Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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