You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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