I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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