Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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