he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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