Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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