Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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