his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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