Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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