you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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