I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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