if you like me you must not know who I am
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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