whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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