So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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