Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
