i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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