What a fucking waste of an outfit
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Just cropdusted the office
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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