Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So vagazzling was a success
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
