i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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