Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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