In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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