doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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